Thursday, November 15, 2007

Misogynistic, Tourette's Suffering Santas


We just got this late breaking news out of Sydney, Australia:


"Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional 'ho ho ho' greeting because it may be offensive to women."


What they don't understand is that Santa is just a product of his environment. Mrs. Claus has blown half the elves, and rumor has it she has a sex tape with Blitzen. Ho indeed!

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