Welcome to the 1st Annual ConTechie Awards presented by the editors of Consolidated Technological Industries (actual award seen at right).Our award may look familiar... Well, due to the writer's strike we were able to scoop up some left over Golden Globes at below cost, but trust me, once we get the Coen Brothers name scratched off the engraving, this is going to be quite an honor. Just call it: No Award for Overrated Men.
In accordance with the desires of our deceased founder, all winners are picked by a blind monkey on an ole timey typewriter. And here we go:
In accordance with the desires of our deceased founder, all winners are picked by a blind monkey on an ole timey typewriter. And here we go:
2007's Best Website for Throwing Away Your Money on Something Stupid
a 2-way tie between http://www.ebay.com/ and http://www.ronpaul2008.com/
2007's Most Under-Googled Phrase
"finger lickin' gay" (0 results found)
2007's Top Google Image Result for "Fat Guy in a Chair"
This guy:
2007's Best Internet Forum for Actively Engaging in a Debate That Has Been Solved for Hundreds of Years:
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/
2007's Worst Map to Have If You Actually Need Help Getting Somewhere
2007's Worst Map to Have If You Actually Need Help Getting Somewhere
The map of the Internet:
(released in June 2007)
...MORE AWARDS TO COME!!!!
...MORE AWARDS TO COME!!!!
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