Election Advice

A few pieces of helpful advice for the upcoming election year:

1) If your vote is not the same as the majority of other voters, do not plan on your candidate winning.
2) When you are at your polling place, make sure to look around carefully: if more than half of the people there are a different race than you are, you might as well go home.
3) Election math: just because 40% of people might be willing to vote for a woman to be president, and 40% of people might be willing to vote for a black to be president, does not mean that 80% of people are willing to vote for a black woman to be president.
4) No matter who you are, and no matter who's running, the Green Party candidate has smoked more marijuana than you have.